Catalog Search Results
New York Times–bestselling feline Grumpy Cat is back with a mission: Teach the world to "NO" everything. She's collected all her least favorite things and can't wait to tell everyone what to think about them. Grumpy Cat: No-It-All is packed with feel-good topics just begging for a cranky makeover: kittens,...
83) Modern romance
“One of those books that kids will pass to their friends as soon as they have finished it.”—Victoria Jamieson, creator of the National Book Award finalist When Stars Are Scattered
WINNER...
85) Funny Epitaphs
Giving up the ghost, cashing in your chips, kicking the bucket, meeting your maker—however you prefer to think of death, it's something that will happen to all of us, so why not have a sense of humor about it? That's the attitude that the writers of the epitaphs featured in this uproarious collection seem to take. Author Arthur Wentworth Eaton brings together hundreds of the most hilarious, outlandish or just plain strange gravestone inscriptions
...For young David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable little fruitcake” at the center of these tales, nothing is sweeter than the promise of the holidays. A modern-day Tiny Tim, he holds fast to his ideal of what Christmas should be, despite the huge odds against him: Sub-zero Maine winters. A host of eccentric
...Ninjas are awesome—stealthy, cunning experts of infiltration and close combat. But like us all, they must sometimes grapple with the small but significant problems of everyday life. For instance, ninjas have issues with squirrels. They also have trouble with chimneys, pigeons, blow darts, and mimes....
Are you lacking direction in how to whip up a swanky soiree for lumberjacks? A dinner party for white-collar workers? A festive gathering for the grieving? Don't despair!
Take a cue from entertaining expert Amy Sedaris and host an unforgettable fete that will have your guests raving. No matter the...
In this collection from the hit webcomic, the pink-haired, sassy senior aims her caustic wit at aging.
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall…What the freakin’ hell happened?”
“My doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress. So I didn’t open his bill.”
Created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away, Aunty Acid, along
In this collection from the hit webcomic, the pink-haired, sassy senior shares some witty words on love, sex, and marriage.
“The trouble with women today is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him.”
“If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people I know haven’t been gone freakin’ long enough.”
Created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us”
In this collection from the hit webcomic, the pink-haired, sassy senior who’s been around the block shares what she’s learned about life.
“Life is too short to remember to remove a USB safely.”
“Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are often cut short by the sounds of me chewing a cookie.”
Created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can